1 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 IN THE FOREST 2 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:01,000 FARMER: Well, you skinny animals, off you go from my house! Now, that Iím vegan, I no longer need you. 3 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Go swine, go horse and go sheep! May the wolf eat yíall! 4 00:05:48,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Such good-looking food! I wish I knew how to order! Work! 5 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Okay, then! Letís stick to the well-known method. 6 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Oh, Glad to see you, Horse! Although my grandson has shown me how to order food online, I canít wrap my head around it. 7 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 I'm glad to see you again, so I can eat you now! 8 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:32,000 Oh dear Wolf, it would be so good to be eaten by such a great wolf. But to my despair, the Farmer kicked us out because heís become vegan. 9 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,000 But he also gave me a last task to fulfill, before he let me go. 10 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 To move to the city and learn about modern life. 11 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 And also because of that... you could eat my friends. 12 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Much better for your health, seriously! 13 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I'll be back next year! All right, Horse! See you next year. 14 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Now, Iím gonna eat you, you fat little Pig! 15 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Youíre calling me a fat pig?! Can't you see I'm a single mother?! 16 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:25,000 You chauvinist bastard! No, I won't lower my voice! Youíd eat me just because Iím a woman?! 17 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,000 You're disgusting! Iím as valuable as you are. 18 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 However, one year from now, Iíll be a more important person than you are. 19 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 And now, if you excuse me, somebody has to go and build a career. 20 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 What's up with her? 21 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Please, donít eat me! I have nothing! Look! Look for yourself! Iím broke! 22 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:05,000 But! Donít worry! Many animals owe me big time! Iíll go and collect my debts, buy a lot of cabbages, eat all of them and Iíll be fatter than ever, youíll see! 23 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Given, that you wonít eat me now! 24 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:16,000 SoooooÖ., If I see it well, youíre broke but a year from now, youíll be fixed and come back. 25 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Sure, thatís right. See you later, Wolf! 26 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Who understands this? But next year, Iíll have a feast. 27 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:49,000 A YEAR HAS PASSED 28 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,000 And they keep telling me I have to keep pace with our times! 29 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Well, Pig, youíre here to be eaten? 30 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Yes, Wolf, but not until we close this case officially! 31 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,000 Officially? 32 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:20,000 Please, let me introduce my children! Meet Rupertina, who studied law at Harvard, and she will be my counsellor. 33 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:24,000 This is Betty, who also studied law and she will be the judge. 34 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:29,000 Finally, Swinedoline, who is not here but she is a policewoman. 35 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Let the trial begin! 36 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Your Honour! According to my client, the Wolf wanted to consume her, causing her a trauma in the process. 37 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:56,000 If she had been eaten, she wouldnít have been able to pursue her career. Please, Your Honour, punish the defendant harshly! 38 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I find the defendant, the Wolf, guilty of intruding privacy, harassment and racial discrimination. The sentence is beating. 39 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I wonít deal with women anymore! 40 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Oh, my dear friend, Sheep! Iím so weak and hungry! Itís so good you came back! Now come and let me eat you! 41 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:53,000 You think I deal with such lowlifes as you are? You should be grateful that Iím passing by and you can lay your eyes on me! 42 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Here! Buy some bread for yourself! 43 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Wazzup, my Man? Howís it goiní, my Man? See? I dig this city life and Iím meaner and leaner than evaí! Wazzup with you, Bro? 44 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Who cares, my Son? Come, let me eat you! 45 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Eatiní each other? Donít be a fossil! Itís 2017! Havenít you seen Twilight? Wolfes are not trendy anymore! 46 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Grow a six-pack and come to party with me! Cheer up. Mate! 47 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Look at the Wolf! He caught the cool Horse! Get him! 48 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Oh, how fool I am! I was beaten. And I'm still hungry! 49 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Iíll sign up on Instagram to get some fresh meat! 50 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:29,000 THE GOAT'S HOUSE 51 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Wow! Now that I have signed up on Instagram, I can see how many delicious looking animals live in the forest! 52 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Take this Tori22, for example! She has five goatlings and she posts photos of them all the time! 53 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000 It's almost like she wants me to eat them! 54 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I think I take upon the invite and pay them a visit tonight. 55 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 - Itís chow time, kids, hurry up! - Yaaay, broccoli soup! 56 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 At least put that damn sandwich down! 57 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,000 - Whereís Techy? - Where, whereÖ heís on the computer, of course! 58 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:29,000 - Techy, put that thing down, come over here and eat your lunch! - Yeah, hurry up, itís still warm! - Alright, alright, Iím coming! 59 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Behave yourselves while Iím away! And most importantly, donít open the door to anyone but me, understood? 60 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Youíll know itís me by my white fur and high voice. 61 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 The Wolf is sharp and if you arenít careful heís going to eat you all one by one! 62 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:17,000 - Eat us!!?? - Donít worry, mum! Weíll look out for each other! - Keep your noses clean, will you? 63 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Finally, the old hag is gone! But you know what that means! It's feasting time! 64 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Iíll just knock on the door and pretend to be mommy. Those kids should open the door right up, and then theyíre gone! 65 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Just open the darn door already! 66 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,000 - Hold on! You need to check who it is! - Meh. Morsel, take a look outside, or Iím taking your sandwich! 67 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,000 No, anything but my sandwich, you meanie! Donít worry, little fella, he canít hurt you while with me! 68 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:23,000 - Who is it? - Hey, kids, itís mommy, and I got you chocolate! 69 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:30,000 - Guys! Itís mom! And she got us chocolate! - Donít open it, you clod! 70 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Yeah, that ainít her. Mom would never bring us chocolate, Ďcause it wrecks your teeth, or something. 71 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 - You arenít our mommy! Piss off! - But itís really me, children! 72 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000 - If it really is you, then show me your hands! 73 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:59,000 These arenít her white hands! These are the black paws of the Wolf! 74 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Damn you, little brats. Oh, donít you dare feel safe! Iíll be right back! 75 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:20,000 You want white hands and healthy food? Ask and ye shall receive! 76 00:17:35,000 --> 00:18:23,000 AT THE VILLAGE BAKERY 77 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:35,000 - Holy mackerel! It's a wolf in my shop! - Just give me some flour and I'll be on my way! 78 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Good! Now, you can't kick me out! 79 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:16,000 - Who is it? - Itís me, mommy! I brought you some NON-TOOTH-WRECKING cabbages! 80 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:23,000 - Oh, my God! That has to be mom now! - Oh, wait! Let's see your paws! 81 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,000 - Shall I open the door! - Yes! 82 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Run, itís the Wolf! 83 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:40,000 You are certainly a brave one! Thus, you may enjoy the honor of being consumed by me as first. 84 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Oh no, my Instagram is being marked inactive! I know! Letís take a selfie! 85 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000 #selfie #boresies #whodat #wolfÖ Wait, what?! Oh, NOOOO!!!! 86 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Mmmm. Iím full to the brim! I think Iíll take a short nap on this grassÖ! 87 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Whatever in the world happened!!?? Are you okay? 88 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000 The Wolf! He had white paws, so he cheated us to let him in! He ate them all! 89 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:49,000 - I hid in the clock where he couldnít reach me. - Worry not! We might still have some time! 90 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:57,000 There it is! This is your grandfatherís cattle knife! We might be able to free them with this! 91 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000 So, what the hell are we going to do with this ugly bastard? 92 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:19,000 What if he wakes? Heís gonna be mad as a bull, and he will kill us! 93 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:30,000 - Letís stuff his tummy with something, and throw him into the well once he gets up! - But what do we stuff him with thatís just as heavy as we are? 94 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:41,000 - Letís get some old junk from the attic. - Okay, kids! Quick, get the junk! Iím gonna make sure he wonít awake. 95 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 There we go! Letís hide in the kitchen Ďtill heís up! 96 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Whoa! Eating this much goat really makes you thirsty! 97 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 - Well done, kids! We killed the Wolf! - He's dead? 98 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 YEAH!!!